true confections

ben & jerry

I dreamt I was engaged to marry
two guys, one Ben, one Jerry
What they offered was a bigger me
Not to mention the bigamy

anatomy of a sweet tart

Oh, cookie, cookie, wherefore art thou, cookie?

IQ test

Holy Molar

My dentist is up on the very latest dentist stuff. I know because he has a butt-load of official documents all framed up nice and hung up neat. Yesterday, he tells me that the ADA did some research in their research department and came up with some super amazing dental testing. He himself read the white paper on it that showed proof positive that, drumroll, science has proven that some people actually do have a sweet tooth. Knowing my penchant for sweets, he asked if I wanted to be tested and I said heck yeah, I want to know if there’s a black sheep sleeping among my pearly whites. So he does the test and it turns out that I have a bona fide sweet tooth plugged right in where my wisdom tooth should be, which explains a few things. That was news flash number one. Flash two: My sweet tooth had a cavity. I asked him if he’d fix me up. He said, "No prob," filled it with custard and I was on my way.

Ms. American Pie

what the hole!

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The Donut Suicide

The Full Muffin

no sugar coating

adore wreath

I am the queen of the forest.

outraged

smarties

it's greek to me

kream king

i like cake

Twizzler trouble

sweet kisses

Milky Way

dear cupcake